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The Real Slim Shady

17.12.2013 | Добавил (а): Text | Рубрика: Eminem|

  • Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
    Started whoop in her ass worse than before
    They first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
    It’s the return of the
    «Oh wait, no way, you’re kidding,
    He didn’t just say what I think he did, did
    And Dr. Dre said

    Nothing you idiots Dr Dre’s dead,
    He’s locked in my basement (haha)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I’m sick of him
    Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
    Limping’ to you know who «yeah, but hes so cute though»
    Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse than what’s going on in your parent’s bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
    But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
    And if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
    And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a women’s clitoris is.

    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit 4th grade,
    They got the discovery channel don’t they?
    We aim’s nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes?
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
    But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
    Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes…
    I’m Slim Shady
    Yes I’m the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shades are just imitating
    So won’t the real Slim Shady…
    Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
    Because I’m Slim Shady
    Yes I’m the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shades are just imitating
    So won’t the real Slim shady…

    Please stand up, please stand up, and please stand up
    Will Smith don’t gotten cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
    You think I give a dam about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.
    «But slim what if u wins wouldn’t it be weird?»
    Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear ‘am argue over who she gave head to first.

    Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
    «Yeah he’s cute but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe»
    I should download her audio on mp3
    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
    I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
    So I’ve been sent here to destroy you
    And there’s a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me?
    Who just don’t give a fuck like me?
    Who dress like me?
    Walk, talk and act like me
    It just might be the next best thing
    But not quite me
    I’m like a head-trip to listen to
    Cause I’m only giving you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya’ll
    And I don’t got to be false or sugar coated at all
    I just get on the mix and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it (rip)
    I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
    Then you wonder how kids can eat up these albums like valiums.
    It’s funny cut at the rate I’m going when I’m 30
    I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
    Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking’ off with Jorgen and I’m jerking
    But this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
    And every single person is a slim Shady lurking’
    He could be working at Burger King spit ten on your onion rings
    Or in the parking lot circling
    Screaming I don’t give a fuck
    With his windows down and system up
    So will the real Shady, please stand up
    And put one of those figures on each hand up
    And to be proud to be outtake your mind and outtake control
    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

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